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~Deeva~
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PostSubject: Cart Racing   Fri Aug 14, 2009 12:17 am


Cart Racing



I was walking through the store,
A few items I did buy.
When I saw this silly smile,
from a man giving me the eye.

He pushed along his cart,
knowing exactly what to do.
When he stopped right beside me,
and said 'Darlin, your not through!'

I said ' What do you mean?,
as I looked into his face.
He said' You look like your ready,
so heres your cart, lets have a race!'

I knew I would get kicked out,
but I didn't give a damn.
I had to show this fella,
that I could beat a man!

I pushed my cart around the corner,
past the bread, the milk, and spice.
Not paying much attention,
down went the cans, the eggs and rice!

The manager came running,
as the customers stood by.
I moved as fast as possible,
past the fruit section, I did fly!

The candy isle was next,
and I finally won this race.
As the man came up behind me,
I stuck my tongue out in his face!




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PostSubject: Re: Cart Racing   Fri Aug 14, 2009 8:33 am




You do comic poems as well.......................wow.
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PostSubject: Re: Cart Racing   Sat Aug 15, 2009 6:19 am

I write according to my mood, you'd be surprised at what comes out of my mouth/ brain LOL

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PostSubject: Re: Cart Racing   Sat Aug 15, 2009 7:28 am

Excellent work Deeva, i could just imagine that as i was reading it and i could see you in my minds eye, sticking your tongue out at the man and i laughed out loud as i did. My hubby is giving me some strange looks. wtff
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PostSubject: Re: Cart Racing   Sat Aug 15, 2009 8:43 am

Thats one of those situations which brings the child out in all of us. Didn't you always want to have a trolley race in a supermarket.
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PostSubject: Re: Cart Racing   Sat Aug 15, 2009 10:51 am

Of course, I LOVE making an ass out of myself sometimes, the strange looks I get from others is quite entertaining LOL

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